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lyrics by klaus

hey mother teresa, grab the m16!
hey orphanage nuns, round up the kids and give em shotguns!
we’re gunna be the nuns with guns!
we’re gunna go out and hurt somebody!
we’re gunna go out and shot some fuckin’ lutherans!
we’re gunna be nuns with goddamn guns!
hey mother teresa, grab the grenade launcher!
hey vatican, send some more nuns so we can go out and shoot someone!
we’re gunna have an army of nuns with guns!
our headquarters is gunna be bitchin!
we’re sick of taking shit from some damn lutheran!
build the abbey into a concentration camp,
then those protestants will be sorry!
we’re the nuns with fully automatic guns!
crucifying pagans and getting paid for it!
shooting german lutherans and shit!
give it up to the nuns with guns!
take some orphans and make ‘em little murdering machines!
they’ll have 500 kills under their belt by the time they’re 13,
orphans workin for the nuns with guns!
crucify thousands in front of the vatican, then they’ll all repent!
if you use a condom then i’ll stick a shotgun up your ass!
if you get an abortion i’ll kill your mom, so you’ll feel the pain!
we’ll go to jerusalem and shoot some jews!
we’ll go to palestine and blow up some muslim kids!
build a temple with a mural of jesus fucking you up the ass!
we’re the nuns with grade-a guns!
get a medal of honor from the pope,
then hang some sinners with an electrical rope!
we’re nuns with nooses, we’re nuns with cocaine!
we’re nuns, here to give you pain!
send all your kids to the orphanage,
Turn the little chickenshits into mass murderers!
I’m gunna stick an assault rifle up your dick hole and you’re gunna be fuckin’ pleased about it!
you come within a 25 mile radius of the abbey and we’ll blow you the fuck up!
you come to the vatican and we’ll rape you with a bible and then give it to you for free!
we’re nuns with nuclear bombs!
we’re nuns with guns!
we’re nuns, asshole!

credits

from The Yolo Boyz Make Noyz Vol. 1, released February 14, 2016
Burk Bevlin - Vocals
Dirke Bevlin - Lead & Rhythm Guitar
Kirk Bevilin - Drums
Rocey Diver - Bass
Cole R. Feprulo - Rhythm Guitar
Goei Mqarsz - Percussion
Klaus Balthasar Tablehe - Lead Guitar
Ian. - Mixing & Mastering

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The Yolo Boyz Janesville, Minnesota

The Yolo Boyz are a noise rock band from Janesville, MN. Formed in November of 2014 when Cole R. Feprulo jammed with Klaus Balthasar Tablehe, The Yolo Boyz are the inventors of their unique genre Feedback Rock and hope to become the ultimate expressway to yr. skull. Enjoy all of our endeavors. ... more

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