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and another fat fucker goes down the drain
faggots all over this living shit stain
there’s only thing that can help me through
it’s plain and simple: dolphins. how about you?
when i was a child about your age
i remember thinking that dolphins were strange
but then i took one look and that made me see
that dolphins were made for you and me

dolphins, dolphins, dolphins,
i love me some dolphins.
asians, retards, commies,
let me kill the balkans.

then i awoke suddenly from a dream i had
i fucked a dolphin. i felt bad.
through the window i looked and saw
a dolphin giving me a look of the law
please ask yourself one quick thing
am i really the dolphin king?
i really love dolphins, okay?
now go be gay, and please go away.

chorus

nazis and romans have their places
but dolphins will never be disgraces
maybe they’re bad in another world afar
but in this one, they aren’t. humans are.
dicks fill my mouth, but that doesn’t mean
that dolphins don’t also touch my ween.
when i turn 69 i can truly say,
that dolphins will be a part of my every day.

chorus (x3)

when bad comes to worse, there’s always one thing
that makes me remember what it is i’ll bring
even when i’m at home and masturbate,
dolphins can be my one true mate.
fuck the world, for most people think
that humans are the shit, and dolphins stink.
maybe in the short time i’m still alive,
i’ll stab everyone who thinks that dolphins are jive

chorus (x2)

credits

from Crying Through The Night, released July 14, 2016
Kirk Bevlin - Drums
Rocey Diver - Bass
Cole R. Feprulo - Guitar / Vocals
Goei Mqarsz - Baritone Horn
Klaus Balthasar Tablehe - Trumpet
Ian. - Lyrics

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The Yolo Boyz Janesville, Minnesota

The Yolo Boyz are a noise rock band from Janesville, MN. Formed in November of 2014 when Cole R. Feprulo jammed with Klaus Balthasar Tablehe, The Yolo Boyz are the inventors of their unique genre Feedback Rock and hope to become the ultimate expressway to yr. skull. Enjoy all of our endeavors. ... more

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